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Top Secret

Entry 001  ·  File 001-ELTON-2026

Date: 09 May 2025

"Hunkemöller" Incident

Exhibit A Photograph not taken by an employee

Entry 002  ·  File 001-ELTON-2026

Date: 09 May 2025

Proud Arch Linux User

Exhibit B — Professional-grade camera
Exhibit C — Subject's webcam

Summary: Both exhibits document the subject's pride and joy from using the operating system distribution Arch Linux.

Entry 003  ·  File 001-ELTON-2026

Date: 09 May 2025

Proof: Arch Linux Installation

Exhibit D Image sniped by muscular, rich and humble individual

Entry 004  ·  File 001-ELTON-2026

Date: 29 May 2025

The Wallpaper Incident

Exhibit E Image also sniped by muscular, rich and humble individual

Entry 005  ·  File 001-ELTON-2026

Date: 15 Feb 2026

Closeted Femboy

Exhibit F — Screenshot from PC
Exhibit G — Screenshot from PC

Entry 006  ·  File 001-ELTON-2026

Date: 29 Jan 2026

Omegaverse Test Results

Exhibit H Image sniped by you know who

Entry 007  ·  File 001-ELTON-2026

Date: 27 Mar 2025

Related Photograph - Source Unknown

Exhibit I Information of account's identity remains unknown

Entry 008  ·  File 001-ELTON-2026

Date: 30 Apr 2026

Proof: Secretly gay

Exhibit J — From "In god we trust"
Exhibit K — From "In god we trust"

Summary: Both exhibits document the subject sharing his true feelings in the legendary group chat "In god we trust".

Entry 009  ·  File 001-ELTON-2026

Date: 06 Dec 2025

The Poll Incident

Exhibit L Poll in the one and only "In god we trust"